YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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