I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
wow bdsm is so cute
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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