How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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