I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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