I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
