Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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