Me. At least after what I've been through.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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