So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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