Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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