i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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