we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Rumble strips road head = magical
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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