Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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