But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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