Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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