Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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