Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
This is the high leading the old right now
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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