Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
