Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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