Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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