ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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