Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Randomize
