we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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