Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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