I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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