Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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