Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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