Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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