People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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