Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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