So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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