he wants to bone in the snuggie
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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