I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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