Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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