well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she smelled like a LAN party
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I will pee on everything he values.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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