Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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