i don't plan on having that self control this summer
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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