member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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