he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
