This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
What a dumb baby whore.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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