okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
