you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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