i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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