I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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