Sponge bath it is.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
4 words: hood of his car
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
