We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Terrible idea I love it
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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