just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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