yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
