once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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