Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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