she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
